Derek Schulte

You failed, TV Academy

I am beyond delighted to report that #TheNakedGun is everything I hoped it would be. It falls right in line with the OG movies, and Liam Neeson knocks it out of the park. PLEASE go see it Aug 1.

Still thinking about how Hot Priest could see #Fleabag break the fourth wall.

Never forget who was taken from us on the 4th of July.

The correct timeline

Excited and impressed by how many people included #EternalSunshine on their NYT Movie Ballot. #MeetMeInMontauk

This is a perfect tweet

Astronaut Gayle King

That thing when you’re at a house party in LA and the host is like “…so i HAD to invite a known serial killer please don’t directly address it and we should be fine. Just please tag on IG.”

Dammit.

Tell em Large Marge sent ya

The spell is cast. The date is set. Sandra Bullock and Nicole Kidman return. Only In Theaters September 18, 2026. Rewatch the original #PracticalMagic now streaming on MAX.

I just had lunch with my former boss, and he paid me one of the best compliments I’ve ever received: “You have such joy in your life.” This is a core memory. 🥹

Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Neighbelline.

I've been waiting forever for another Urban Legend movie. @BlanksJamie has stayed connected to the original, still treating fans with behind-the-scenes goodies and insights. I know Neal H. Moritz is reportedly in talks to return to produce the new one... but Jamie Blanks…

I literally work(ed) in theatrical movie marketing and shit like this is exactly why even I don’t want to go anymore

When our kids are watching Arrested Development we're going to have to explain that $10 was a comically high price for a banana.

So anyway. If you need me, I’ll be in the Western sky.