Derek
@derek_mafs
Navy Veteran (CTI)
1) close your eyes while getting a haircut 2) sit in a chair another man sat in and enjoy the warmth they left behind 3) eat yogurt 4) if you’re driving but you drop your friend off at the entrance
Reminds me of this time I was out with a buddy and we met these 2 girls. Things were going well, we were at a bar, having a few drinks and getting ready to leave with the girls. Out of nowhere my buddy who had been dancing a bit, decided he was going to spin around and do “the…
Probably my most controversial opinion but Viva Piñata was a fantastic game and I wish they’d make a new one.
Some people seem to have no idea how hard it is to remain famous for 50 years straight without slipping up and saying or doing something dumb once in a while.
Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was
Let me explain why rising prices and the dollar weakening are actually GOOD things. Sure, your savings are depleted, your cards are maxed out, and your car just got repossessed but here’s 5 reasons why things are looking up:
Damn! I saw this. Now you have to as well.
Former NBA player Dahntay Jones caught on hotel camera digging in his butt, sniffing it, and smearing it on the wall 😭😭😭
For a country with a fascist dictator in charge we sure do have a lot of communists out in the open on Twitter. Be a shame if the government was to find out about them!
Real alpha males are not afraid to pull up in a pair of ruby red slippers. Might even mess around and click your heels 3 times if you’re real.
WIZARD OF AWGE
If your boyfriend works at a job that provides him with “snacks,” that’s your girlfriend.
When the left loses someone, they celebrate their best, ignoring major flaws. But when the right mourns a hero like Hulk Hogan, who granted 200+ Make-A-Wish dreams & saved a teen in a crash, the left nitpicks tiny slip-ups, dismissing his huge good. Why the double standard?