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There's a guy who sells pineapples and I get triggered every time I send him money on Mpesa because someone began his name in lower case letters.

What’s stopping you from being in a relationship?

My mum has a chicken for a pet, having food for a pet is wild 😂.

The day your country discovers oil in it, you'll know that America knows you more than you know yourself 😂

I know 11 people from my highschool who went to strathmore and all are doing really well in their careers and some even started their own companies. Nikama strathmore education is something else!

Nowadays usipolipa okoa jahazi wanajilipa na bonga points

Using a phone without a screen protector is like having unprotected sex. Feels nice but can end up in disaster.

Kuna time my mum alijam akarudi kwao wiki mbili, mzae alinunua poland akamix na unga ya chapo.Tulikula hizo mavitu na chai tukapata akili😂😂

Learning about area of a rhombus has not helped me to this day ata heri wagenifunza area of a thermos flask nijue kupima chai 😂😂

Very wrong why would he cut the electricity na watu hulipa tokens.

The way we as Kenyans adore Avocados amaze me. Niko na stock hapa nafinya tu one daily kama prescription ya daktari🤣

Our dads cook the sweetest food. Nakumbuka tukiwa wadogo my mom aliendaga mazishi Fulani ocha. My dad alipika matumbo bila kuosha na tukaikula na waru imeungua. Hio day sijui kuliendaje nyumba ikashika moto😂😂😂😂😂.