David Chap De Laine

Man should not live by coffee alone But about once a month I try it.

Whoever was in charge of the “baby-ing” of vegetables is a genius. Baby carrots. Baby spinach. Where are the other babies? How come we do not have baby asparagus yet?

This is an important ice cream poll. I do not have enough votes to report to my family… Help us decide.

The great Ice Cream Cincinnati Debate: Which is your favorite Peach Ice Cream?

I remember being at the game with friend Jon, right after Dunn went away, getting paid $8M/year by the @reds “he’s like a bargain Dunn…one-tenth of the price…” They paid $800k that first year. Same year I moved to Cincy. What a player. @netelitebasebal

Having kids helps, too. I don’t need to start any new Disney movies by making orphans bc I wanted to race motorcycles one time…

Gamers. I think there’s a large part of the population now that would not consider themselves “gamers” nowadays, but game on their phone. Like, a similar amount of time on their phone games as a gamer on a platform/system would have 10 years ago. Are they Gamers? Thoughts?

I think the last time we were glad to see Covington in the national news it was when the Goebel Goats got loose on I-75...

Today is that day.

“She had one of those names that wasn’t a real name. That’s why I can’t remember.” Real conversation I had.

I play a new X game called “Logical Fallacy.” I open the app, read, and then when I see one, I have to close the app. Goodbye.

*sees comment, wants to respond* *checks user’s profile* *sees a couple flags warning how it’s gonna go*

They walked Elly 3x Friday after he hit a triple. maybe since I got a @drinkgaragebeer mid-game, @drinkgaragebeer can send their “baseball card” and I’ll ask him to autograph it anyways …

I feel like I’ve heard of couples from generations ago talk about a similar tactic to get attention. This is case in point why I’m talking to our kids about “where you could meet your potential spouse,” and how it’s like a favorite Jimmy Eat World lyric from some years ago:…

UDF is going broke with Elly hitting triples. And the Rockies sure knew how to win the game last night: walk him, every time after the triple. Ice cream and pizza for the fans, but no W for the Reds. Cmon, MLB, pitch to this guy…

I forget the date sometimes, but for real, people don’t realize it’s the 5th of July? Really, people

Good Reminder. Just do stuff.

Seems relevant again