david

from morning till night pesin go just dey think about “money”

80% of people with faceless accounts are bad looking.

what’s a woman’s equivalent to a man playing video games?

haven't seen the most confused weather as this in awhile, e go breeze for 1hour, sun for 10mins

he said “do whatever you want” so i did whatever i wanted. now im single☹️

no force ball no force vibe let it flow, naturally.

it’s just one life. relax, you might even die tomorrow.

beat by 11:00, chop by 11:30 to regain post strength, sleep, wake up, beat. cycle.

Ain't no way there's billions of us and nobody got superpowers

You sef don wake no be mistake 🙏🏽

If you have yansh e go show,no dey stand like person wey wan play corner kick 😒

Good morning mutual.

How much is your breakfast, 5 people will be paying for me

mfs wake up and first thing they do is go on twitter, don’t even know if they legs work

May we not come across unfortunate people today.

every day i get closer to never speaking again

GOOD MORNING MUTUALS 👋👋

you go think say you no get active mutuals wait till you wan run a giveaway 😂

How long should a lady wait to ask for money in a new relationship?

Even as you dey mind your business, e dey pain some people 😭😭😂😂😂

I no sure say one of my kidney go follow me do August🤧