dave

good morning

goodnight

#mexicanlove

Being fucking fat and fucking stupid

how it feels when my oomfs like my tweets

my bush

one of my oomfs is weirddddd

you ever smell your fart and get hungry

i can feel a crash out happening soon..

wait oomfs doesn’t mean one of my fa99ots???

secured my fantastic 4 tickets

we should all just stop worrying and focus on twirling our bushes

good morning

calling in chopped to work tomorrow

i’m too baby to be employed

if i could finger my oomfs tweets i would

getting chick-fil-a for dinner #eatmorchikin