MR. CASH

Naturally diploma students are better than degree students.

Money =Freedom = Happiness.

Ikienda mrama irudishie, ikikwamakwama isukumie. 😄

Sunday is the most hypocritical day of the week, change your evil ways.

Every CS or any other top ranking high government office job ikifika pale kwa bunge wakiulizwa, what's your networth wao huwa hata hawathink they just say it quick. I'm worth Ksh 560 million, all of them lie they are above whatever they say by times two.

Kumbe hiyo jina ya ngongingo Stevo Simple Boy aliiba kwa Lava Lava.

I don't compare myself to girls/women/females no matter how much money they have or have achieved, every one of them is below me.

No woman no cry, go think and meditate on that.

Nimepiga simu akashika akauliza ni nani mwenzangu? Imebidi niseme ni wrong number.

I don't care whether you are black, white, fat, thin, slender, Indian, Chinese, woman, man, gay, lesbian, trans, tribalist, racist etc I hate all of you equally. I don't give a shit wtf you are.

Who feels it knows it, sometimes we feel like to let it go but the Grace of God keeps us alive, strong and going.

Ipo siku, siku gani hiyo? Mbona si leo.

Ati MPs walikua wanapewa 2millions wanatuuza? Wacha niwachie tu hapo. 😂

Me on X: Wachana na madem. Also me out of X: 👇😂https://t.co/Jq4qRMPYn7

Sahii kuna msichana ya mtu ako pahali ananikumbuka ana click tu akisema, aki hiyo ghasia. 😂

We urge the brand new look IEBC to guarantee the country a free, fair and verifiable election in 2027..

Men would do far better in life if they just 1) weren't fat 2) made real money 3) stayed away from crazy women 4) had a brotherhood 5) had combat skills 6) took ownership 7) lifted weights 8) ate & slept well 9) had cool hobbies It's not complicated, it's in my book/videos

Im convinced people who drive to the gym are mentally unstable

Society be like: Mbona hujaoa bado? Me: Na mbona economy ni mbaya hivi?

Ama tuko hii Kenya as a punishment?

Adulting ni ma vibes tu na unsent Mpesa requests from strangers.