☾lil ☾weedy ☾

just here to remind you who tf you’re talking to

BARBIE ACQUIRED AND EN ROUTE bc @washyourface is an angel !!!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

p much a guarantee that if i’m too smug about how funny i think a post is gonna be that there ends up being a typo in it

venting to another mom vs a another queer comrade lmaooooo

this is why i tell the girls at work not to argue with men. it’s not free

bills fit for weedy designed in a lab for real

Athletes love the tortured artist trope as much any method actor

does anyone out there in twitter land work at a target or another toy store that’s getting in the type one diabetes Barbie?? apparently there are four of them at our local target, but they’re on a pallet and nobody wants to let me buy one and reserve it or help me out.

gofundme.com/f/help-mother-… please donate and share to help my friend and her children escape a violent home

i’m breasting juggingly in bed rn

Toad poured many glasses of water over his head.

listening to jasper cry in his room performative and remembering being a kid his age like “yeah i should kick up the sobs a little more in case they don’t hear me.”

need to watch the critic asap or i will expire

imagine hating me and i’m just home making nice italian dinner in my ET apron

i cooked vodka sauce with meatballs with golden raisins and started thinking about regional bridge beef lmao