Dart Carter
@dartcarterqb
#OPENTOWORK - SRV Varsity 06’ (sophomore) Westlake Varsity 07’-08’ (state champ runner-up) TCU Football Fall 09’ (walk-on)
MY TIME IS NOW! 1 more year of grad eligibility! This arm has not eroded since high school! Who’s going to give me a shot?? #YAGI 💯 🏈 🔥(infinity)
Megan’s cheeks gotta be grippin like octopus tentacles
Klay just made 70 threes in a row. What on earth. (via @Cbrickley603)
I’m going to a themed party tomorrow night and the theme is ‘High School’ This is not a drill. We are about to be absolutely swimming in it
Could you imagine how good it would feel to gaslight and manipulate one of them
We LOVE Boston
I need Ava Hunt to pulverize my sack like she’s squashing grapes for wine, until the pain rewires my brain and I projectile vomit like a possessed Victorian child.
I’d give her a 3 finger combo alright
Don’t be a chicken, take a dip @raisingcanes #caniacambassador
Don’t worry weather app, they’ll never take away the connection we have
Why are so few young men approaching girls now? Massive shift underway where you have 8-9s yearning to be chatted up. They get dressed up to go out, but all for nothing.
“Black tie optional” is the dumbest fucking concept ever invented. WHAT DOES IT MEAN??? Wear a tux? Wear a suit? Guess wrong and you’re either underdressed or look like you’re in the wedding. Just say what the hell you want us to wear and stop playing games.
Alright, my next big venture: FLAVORED toenail polish. DM for serious inquiries only
Every Orange County kid who went to TCU just to cosplay as a cowboy for four years — only to move back to Newport Beach and forget the Frogs ever existed unless they make the national championship
Fuck all of you who helped make this twat famous. You don’t deserve the right to vote, you don’t deserve the right to breath oxygen.
Why are so few young men approaching girls now? Massive shift underway where you have 8-9s yearning to be chatted up. They get dressed up to go out, but all for nothing.
Start making them like they used to again! Fuck woke culture I watched Will Ferrell’s new comedy “You’re Coordially Invited” on a plane the other day and I wanted to off myself
It’s 20 years since the release of “Wedding Crashers”, one of the top grossing R-Rated comedies ever. The Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn film made $290m on a $40m budget and had an all-time cameo: Will Ferrell as Chazz. Among the best of original comedy films from 2000s that…
𝗙𝘰𝘳 𝗧𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘴. 𝗙𝘰𝘳 𝗧𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝘪𝘭𝘥. 𝗙𝘰𝘳 𝗧𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘧𝘶𝘭. 𝗙𝘰𝘳 𝗧𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴. & 𝗙𝘰𝘳 𝗧𝘩𝘦 𝗪𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘺… 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝗖𝗨 𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗯𝗮𝗹𝗹.
This is fucking despicable. Why are you letting that pube head breath the same air as you??
knicks shirt, general vibe, friendliness. I stand by my statement
Call that torta humpty dumty cause she’s about to get cracked!
Nutting on my chest tonight and gator rolling in these sheets like I’m attacking prey
The fact that these window lickers from love island are now world famous and never have to work another day in their life is sickening FUCK ALL OF YOU
One of the best nights of my life. I got my muppet burped on the Santa Monica beach by an Asian chick
Throwback 14 years ago when TCU beat #4 Wisconsin 21-19 wearing these beautiful helmets at the Rose Bowl. The Horned Frogs took the lead midway through the 1st quarter and never trailed afterwards.
The hype of this play is stupid. Tech was going to kick a field goal and win anyways..
Crabtree making the catch against Texas will forever be burned in to my memory.
HELLLL YEAH! DAMN RIGHT! Hotty Toddy, Gosh Almighty, Who the hell are we?? Hey! Flim Flam, Bim Bam, Ole Miss by damn!
Ole Miss Softball adds UCLA transfer OF Liesl Osteen. More on @OMSpiritOn3: on3.com/teams/ole-miss…