Pervy Sage

This is how Chris Brown looks to me

I just want someone who really sees me and feels me, deeply

and this is why i’m finna send everybody under 21 and above 40 home at 7:30 sharp!

Fight me for him

Bishop TD Jakes endorsed this cult lmfaooooo

you deserve to know how appreciated you are, pisces.

I love a good cult documentary

I hope whoever created the Tiramisu Talenti flavor gets orgasms every night because this shit is life changing

This man on Tinder’s name was “Rigor Mortis” and see now I think he’s a serial killer

waist NOT HELD hips NOT TOUCHED neck NOT KISSED life IS BRUTAL

Who has the best fried rice in Atlanta?

Wtf am I eating for dinner??

Need this so bad

Idk why but I feel like my life is about to change in a really positive way

I’d argue he looks better now

I hate you too lil nigga, you ain’t my son

Bitch maybe all the walking is working. Sometimes I somewhat see it

Told myself if I get over 15k steps today I get an edible as a little treat

It appears that my plans for tonight are no longer happening

Every week: gym, work, eat healthy, do chores, stay hydrated, take my vitamins, look cute, don’t lose your mind… every week. 😭