Stiff Yellow Sock
@dankcharnley
Writer • Classically Trained Comedian • Divorced Magician • Cowardly Fraud • Poet Warlord • Sinner • Creature • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge
your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory
Buttstuff, tho?
Continually return to what you love. What is beautiful and good and true
saw my neighbor's recycling bin and lost all hope in humanity
the auto-generated password on the long john silvers app suggested “TranquilDonkey37!” what happened to the first 36 tranquil donkeys?
heard someone pronounce “gyro” correctly, and i just lost it - wasn’t prepared for that kind of confidence
shouting my ex’s social security number in line at the bank
refilling my fannypack with hummus for tonight's activities
the museum exhibit said "interactive," but it was just a jar of teeth
my house is haunted by an angry Victorian ghost who vapes
legend has it that manbuns are actually tiny portals to hell
got kicked out of the gang for saying "bless you" every time someone sneezed during a robbery