Ruth Husko
@dank_ackroyd
if you like tweets you’re in for a treat 😎
Me: Hello I’d like to book an appointment please Doctor’s receptionist:
Though the decision rests with me of course, I’ve just been notified that my suggestion of ‘Party Warty Doo Dah’ has been rejected without explanation
realising they're going to put the new left party's name to a public vote
When I was a kid, I was on Supernanny. I was so naughty, Jo Frost called me a cunt, pulled down my underpants, and slapped my bare arse. She immediately apologised, but said I left her no choice. The episode never aired, and production paid for a trip to Spain. Thing is, I was…
For some reason I’ve got former Everton player Darren Gibson on my LinkedIn, and at 3am this morning he posted this
I am warning you with peace and love - I will be once again filling the streets of Birmingham’s Kings Heath with Jimmy Nail’s ‘Ain’t No Doubt’ on a loop from 10pm until they physically restrain me THIS Saturday by the way: linktr.ee/Ruth_Husko
Thank you Kings Heath Comedy Fest for inviting me to be Dr (Neil) Fox on Saturday night. Sorry about the mess but listen, you can’t make a party without breaking a few dickie sippers (penis straws) 😜 now welcome to the layer cake, son (not sure what I mean by this) 😎👍
what are some of the most psychoactive tweets you've seen or bookmarked? tweets that basically altered your brain function/chemistry the moment you read them
what are some of the most psychoactive tweets you've seen or bookmarked? tweets that basically altered your brain function/chemistry the moment you read them
Imagine Rod Stewart looking at you like this
imagine dua lipa looking at you like this
Think it's high time we bring back the cunty little BT piper.
Just read that at 14, Charli XCX convinced her parents to loan her the money to make her first album. At 14 I was trying to convince my parents to buy actual Kit Kats instead of these: