$TSLA Monopoly
@dangmagic
Tesla owners are living in the future, catch up | 26.2
Top 10 US places outside CA by Tesla penetration. Where should the next diner be? 1. Seattle, WA 2. Honolulu, HI 3. Portland, OR 4. Denver, CO 5. Las Vegas, NV 6. Jersey City, NJ 7. Phoenix, AZ 8. Burlington, VT 9. Washington, DC 10. Salt Lake City, UT
But the bRaND dAmAgE!!
Massive line around the block to get into the Tesla Diner
Beggars can’t be choosers but it’s been a while since hw3 intel cars have gotten an actual exciting update.
I want to get my car wrapped like this just to get Tesla fanboys excited
In case you missed it 👇
Cathie Woods loading up on $TSLA before earnings next week? Probably nothing
When unsupervised is released , supervised will feel like the dark ages
Tesla not including a front camera with the refreshed model 3 was a huge fumble. Why is it the only one in the lineup missing it ? Is the front camera important in your option ?
Can’t wait to sleep in the back completely flat when unsupervised FSD drops
You need to understand what Tao Lin means by “full-scene 6-seat luxury SUV.” Full scene This means that the rear four seats can all be folded down flat.
My Tesla doesn’t have the external speaker so it is silent while reversing. My neighbor has a Tesla with the speaker and my dad didn’t know what the reversing sound was until I told today him lol. He said it drove him crazy for years trying to figure out what that was.
I love that the Tesla diner will be open 24/7. Late nights just got more fun. I hope this will be the first of many throughout the world!
Tesla is just starting to cook with fire. This is just the beginning
How much do you think $TSLA is paying @xai to license @grok ?
Wil be a good day if Tesla drops the Grok update and opens the Tesla diner on the same day. Throw in a FSD update too :p
Tesla owners stopped begging @Tesla_AI for FSD updates and started begging @xai for @grok lmao
What the heck was the point of @DOGE if he’s just going to increase the debt by $5 trillion??
When will the federal income tax be eliminated though ??? Still waiting on the doge dividend too
