Lisa J

I’ll just leave this here! May change someone’s perspective today 😁

Isn’t it lovely now the temperature is starting to drop and the air is fresher, because I like to able to breathe 🤣 here’s hoping to a nice sleep and no sweaty tits tomorrow 🤣

Well aware as I’m 50 this year! How I don’t know but here we are 🤣

Who upset you Anthony? Seems my face, well then darling just scroll on it’s not hard. Have a lovely weekend 😘

Are the bots out in force today or what? A lot of replies on my last post have loads of likes! Listen you do know you can stop them don’t you? I toggled them off yonks ago thank god! Well unless you like lots of likes from fake profiles then leave them on 🤣

Off out to lunch with me fave on this fine day I have off work 👌wishing you all a lovely weekend, mine starts now 😊😘

Just to clarify I made BOTH the cakes in the previous post, one (betty boop) for my daughter and the chocolate one for my son. There seems to be confusion that I bought Betty and made the chocolate one 🤦‍♀️ now that’s cleared up who wants a slice?

My twins birthday 🥳 daughter sent me a picture of a betty boop cake for me to make, unfortunately that wasn’t going to happen as I am not a professional 🤣 so here’s my alternative attempt! “We look but we don’t Judge” 🤣 who needs a bought cake when I can make them with love ❤️

Now just a few weeks ago I saw this cake going viral. I’ve just found it on the whoopsie shelve 👌 It’s not my birthday but it is somebody’s birthday somewhere so to whoever’s birthday it is happy birthday I’ll have a large slice of cake for you 🤣😘🤣😘

Goooddd morning! McDonald’s hash browns are just the best 👌 and of course brown sauce on me sausage sandwich 👌 Food of sinners 🤣🤣 Happy Sunday 😘

Tea 👌 once it floods your system of a morning you’re then raring to go 😉 How is everyone, anyone had the thunder and lightning? Still feeling very muggy over here in the shire 😕

13th July 1985, I was 9. 13th July 2024 I am 49. It was maybe even better today than 40 years ago, is that just nostalgia or maybe because that class of artists just don’t exist today? #LiveAid40

New nails 💅😘

When a local cake shop buys an ice cream van and does the rounds ❤️

Let’s talk about the new lynx adverts. Who the hell goes around sniffing bums??? Unless you’re a dog or just plain fucking weird! Fair play tho lynx you made me talk about it so suppose the advert served the purpose!

Love this ❤

You know when you watch everyday people on social media doing a cooking video, they then taste test (fair enough) but then proceed to eat the whole meal on camera and all we can hear is the slip slap smack swallow of them eating? STOP DOING THAT!! It’s gross 🤮

Morning, being British obviously I’m too hot already, even sat in the shade! We moan when it’s hot and we moan when it’s cold 🤣🤣 anyone walking their dogs in this heat wants locking up, oh yes there will be someone!! 😡 have a lovely weekend all and stay hydrated! 😘

New one from Mr Morrison, love his voice, the gravely sound 👌❤️ and I should think these lyrics will resonate with every person on the planet 🎶🎶❤️

Glorious day over here in the shire ☀️ and one has new fresh summery nails 💅

🤣🤣 he’s got it right, pretty much me in my kitchen 🤣 💃🏻 this middle aged woman loves this song 🎶