daily markiplier egos

✧ ↳ welcome to the daily markiplier egos account, a silly little account dedicated to the various characters from the markcu! below this tweet will also be a small list of egos, each assigned with an emoji, in case anyone wants to search for a specific ego! :]

[ ⛓️ ] #386 “ hey, buddy. how you doin’? “

[ 💣 ] #385 “ ahh! why would you— who the hell are you? “

[ 💻 ] #384 “ it’s like educational… ‘cause I’ve got safe search, watch this! yeah, you don’t even know what that is, yeah, f-[BEEP] you! that was bleeped out, could’ve been anything! “

[ 🌹 ] #383 “ alright, well… I must have… lost it. maybe you could pay? “

[ 🍷 ] #382 “ shoot him! shoot him now! please! “

[ 🖋️ ] #381 “ hello, ryan. you don’t know me. I wouldn’t expect you to. but I know ALL about you. “

[ 🏴‍☠️ ] #380 “ really? that one? eh, well I suppose one treasure is as good as another. “

[ 🎖️ ] #379 “ take a walk with me. I thought that it was about time that we got to… KNOW each other. “

[ 🪐 ] #378 “ me? you want me to go in there and fix it? “

[ 📕 ] #377 “ oh, senpai, where are you? I’m coming for you, senpai, don’t you be afraid of me! “

[ 🎞️ ] #376 “ now, this evening, it’s not all about the poker. it’s not all about me. it’s about you. “

[ 📹 ] #375 “ my name is jim, I am here with my associate, jim, reporting at the scene of the crime. “

[ 🌙 ] #374 “ yes I am, because I’m a god and you’re a human. “

[ 💎 ] #373 “ bee heaven was not a fun place. but this? this is pretty alright. “

[ 🎤 ] #372 “ the only gameshow that gives you a chance to win your dream job! “

[ 🕯️ ] #371 “ you honestly think that you’re the hero in all of this? “

[ 🌽 ] #370 “ I hear your plumbing’s clogged. mind if I, uh, inspect your pipe? “

[ 🔦 ] #369 “ don’t play these games… you’ve lost your fright! I’m armed with more than a light… and I’m surviving five nights! “

[ 🪩 ] #368 “ that’s great… or bad! not really sure what you said, but I choose to remain positive and assume that you are still alive, which means that our operated friend here is operating well within acceptable murder parameters! “

[ 🖥️ ] #367 “ you are distracting me from my upgrade, so if you could take some of these, and then go away. “