Dadjokes🇰🇪™️
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Open a Barber Shop next to a car wash. Open a car wash next to a shopping centre. Open a flower shop next to a hospital. Open a toy shop next to a children’s hospital. Open a swim wear shop next to a public beach. Location, Location, Location
Bro thought he could escape from a prison 😭
What’s peak fooling?
Me trading with money that I can’t afford to lose
Please stop telling people what you're going through. No matter how stressful it is. Solve your problems alone. Sympathy is only for women and kids. Not for men.
I saw someone say "Ask a man to describe the qualities of a good woman and watch him describe a slave" And damn.
Ati all girls are the same kwani huoni dame wangu ni mrembo kuliko wako bois
Francis Gaitho>>>
Mother is mom Sister is sis Brother is bro Father is what?🤔🙂↔️
When your boss wants a photo to prove that you are in the hospital

Costacurta
You can only choose one defender to stop these, who are you picking?
Lewis Hamilton after the race.
Nigeria declares its interest in hosting a Formula 1 Grand Prix.
Ok. This is where I draw the line
I think I’ve found her.
Choose wisely the friends you bring into your life..kama leo my best friend amezaa watoto twins na hataki kunipea kamoja