Dadjokes🇰🇪™️

Open a Barber Shop next to a car wash. Open a car wash next to a shopping centre. Open a flower shop next to a hospital. Open a toy shop next to a children’s hospital. Open a swim wear shop next to a public beach. Location, Location, Location

When you drink water after eating mint

Bro thought he could escape from a prison 😭

Me trading with money that I can’t afford to lose

Please stop telling people what you're going through. No matter how stressful it is. Solve your problems alone. Sympathy is only for women and kids. Not for men.

Traumatized me as a kid🤣🤣🤣

I saw someone say "Ask a man to describe the qualities of a good woman and watch him describe a slave" And damn.

Ati all girls are the same kwani huoni dame wangu ni mrembo kuliko wako bois

Francis Gaitho>>>

Sasa hii ni kitu ya kufanya foreman anifute? Nkt

Ukipatana na budako kwa group ya freshers

When your boss wants a photo to prove that you are in the hospital

Costacurta

"i prayed for you." a love language.

Lewis Hamilton after the race.

Ok. This is where I draw the line

Choose wisely the friends you bring into your life..kama leo my best friend amezaa watoto twins na hataki kunipea kamoja