Dackler Labs
@dacklerlabs
Founder, CEO, Dackle-Chang Emeritus chair at the Dackler Institute of Culture and Technology, pre-stealth, pre-seed, pre-idea
Peter Thiel, if you’re reading this, my DM’s are open If you’re trying to collab, lmk
If the homeless don’t care about my interests (labubu) why should I give a fuck about theirs?
Do you think monkeys will prefer human porn when we bring them online?
Astrology gf/cryptid bf is the perfect match You’re talking mothman when she observes all sightings cluster under a Pisces moon w/ Mercury in retrograde Your hands touch A red-eyed humanoid flies off in the distance You kiss deeply as love reverberates through eternity
This is true actually Men who get aggro when astrology comes up are often incapable of love Normal non-believers are be able to playfully challenge or smile and nod without being unpleasant about it
My job on the commune will be donor relations at the Taylor Swift museum
In certain lighting the Rizzler has a Hitler stache No cause for alarm yet but we should keep our eyes on this
The Rizzler meeting Cookie Monster “How’s the cookie? Is it Rizzler-approved?”
What’s wrong babe? You’ve hardly touched your microplastics and screen time
People act like boomers had preternatural ability to predict the future, but fail to advocate for boomer capture to harness that ability for their own ends The unboomer’d are a conquered people Textbook slave morality
“People can walk and chew gum at the same time” he argues, gesturing at the toothless paraplegic
A bunch of autistic Somalians with Minnesota accents sounds hilarious Someone at the FBI hates fun 😔
BREAKING: A massive Somali autism welfare scam just exploded in Minnesota. The number of Autism providers went up 700% from 41 to 328 in the past five years Autism spending shot up from $6M to $192M Somalis are 7X more likely to get autism services FBI raids happening now
Some guy just called the labs stuttering about Rene Girard and something called Straussian Hung up on his ass and told him to keep the line clear in case Peter Thiel needs to reach us
Stand by a running microwave and tell me it doesn’t feel different