fallon iverson
@daFalligator
cat mom and certified “true fan” of the Sixers per @dmorey
I’m fucking cackling
Was in a group company meeting on teams with like 60 people in it and one HR woman has been yapping for 15+ minutes so I just hit mute on her, thinking it worked like discord and just muted her for me. Turns out I just muted her for everyone lmao
I know that’s the fuck right!
used to be a gifted kid. now i just lie down a lot.
Oreo is the prettiest little lady and I would die for her.
Churu for the queen
All of my exes dated their future wife immediately after me lol
share a piece of lore about your dating life
the actor was actually 14 in this photo, people just looked like that in the 70s
This guy in the movie Grease (1978) is supposed to be a teenager.
I have video evidence of a man living in my building stealing my package. Police won’t do anything because it’s a “petty complaint” meaning it’s a minor loss. So they basically just gone let him get away with it. Now I have to take matters in my own hands and shoot him myself.
I have video evidence of a man living in my building stealing my package. Police won’t do anything because it’s a “petty complaint” meaning it’s a minor loss. So they basically just gone let him get away with it. Now I have to take matters in my own hands and shoot him myself.
Why the fuck are all my friends so good at art?
did this illustration a few years ago and Schwarber is hitting so damn well right now I might have to do a new one.
local man discovers effort.
Started realizing Women appreciate the fact that you made plans sometimes even more than the plan itself. it's the pre thought part that has them
Alternatively, my describing my personality.
paige bueckers describing her style
me when i accidentally lose the hat that prevents me from freaking the fuck out
Update, they actually reached out to me to see if I got the right size (I guess they messed up on someone else’s too) and are going to send me a small as well. 🥰
They sent me an XL despite my request for an S but idk it still goes crazy.
Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying
watch your tone when you speak to me. i been pre-selected for credit card offers you never even heard of
They sent me an XL despite my request for an S but idk it still goes crazy.
Big things happening!