James Bond

My old Twitter got hacked and turned into a Zac Efron fan page.

This is the ultimate litmus test for retardation. If you think “Wow look at all the wealth he stole. This is bad” You are retarded. If you think “Wow, he created something so valuable that millions were willing to pay for it, and entire industries were revolutionized in a way…

The Yankees have built their team as if they could pull the legs from one guy, the arm from this guy, and the brains from that guy. We have like 10 fucking rotational utility players. Shit is ridiculous

Please Justin Fields be alright. Take my boy Max’s leg. He doesn’t do shit anyways.

Elon Musk: "I'm working on a new master plan; The future of Tesla will profoundly change the world."

Crypto and food are the only things worth spending money on right now

Life is really just a beautiful movie

Pissing off sensitive dorks on Twitter is remarkably easy

Once you get into great shape, you look at fat people differently.

Aaron Judge has played a perfect game in RF tonight

I feel like Dominguez scores 10 times a game. Love that guy👽 #RepBX

This one shorty be dubbing me on Instagram, but on Hinge she wants my dick. Not sure if she realizes I’m the same person… the game we play

went to the bathroom and for some reason hella ice in the urinal. was a blast to piss on it and melt it. end of tweet.

What are these Aaron Judge at-bats

Stats aren’t awful, but I expected Austin Wells to take a leap this year. Not seeing it.

I think you should be able to wear a jersey without being assaulted by a mob

THE MARTIAN HAS ARRIVED👽 #RepBX

Pirates are going to get No Hit this year

Tesla has been pronounced dead many times We’ll be just fine, thanks to you – our owners, employees & supporters ♥️