dounbug

if you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy taken happiness comes from code compiling on the first try, selling the top, & anabolic steroids, not relationships

guy who has a job he hates, no significant other, plentiful debt, never heard of a retirement fund, lives in a carcucked city, only hangs out with his digital waifu on the weekends, hasn’t spoken to family in years, has never left the country, and is scared to step foot in a gym

takes a special kind of religious belief to make 2 billion dollars and not share any of it

“you’re vibe is so good” thank you there’s been a rose quartz up my butthole since the last full moon in capricorn

pissing w the toilet seat up in the unisex bathroom so the next person thinks i’m trans

i feel like men don’t even comprehend any amount of assets over like 3 SOL & a 4TB external hard drive

going gym without a wearable fitness tracker feels so naked, why did i even workout? why do i feel realness is tethered to data on a screen? why do i keep saying “you too” when waiters say enjoy your meal? why hasn’t she texted me back? why:. why.,,. whyyyyzz…

final frame driver POV before you get violently maimed on the sidewalk GTA style

alon: this -3000x was promised to me 3000 years ago

going hello kitty diddy mode tonight….. if anyone wants to join …

no one wants to fight me for crypto fight night someone find me a fucking opponent

while u were onchain, i was busy being unchained unhinged and untethered to any semblance of reality

if rolling out of bed unshowered straight into my single monitor setup to clock in for a long day of muting my mic, saying “nothing from my end”, gambling 0 DTE options with 2 white monsters & a full upper decky of 9mgs is wrong.. ..i don’t wanna be right

crypto bro: if u haven’t made 8 figures this cycle kill urself tech bro: if you haven’t been offerened 1B+ TC kill urself is there anything left worth living for??????

marked safe🙏

am i allowed to tweet before EST wakes up it feels illegal

your mental stability WILL be pegged to price action and you WILL be happy

i have decided to be a lover first, a jester second, and a menace as a last resort i am really maturing

you can always: - lift lighter - code vibier - trade sloppier - goon harder

as a man it should be illegal to subtweet women if ur biceps are smaller than theirs