Cyto
@cytochr0m3
aberration
i hate when i say something without context to my literal twin brother and he doesn’t know what i mean like brotha do we share a cosmic connection or not you goddamn bitch
I hope something dramatically romantic happens to me this week
When you thought you looked hot getting out of the river but there were actually 40 black fly larvae on your back. Stay humble
i miss when getting books you absolutely should not have been reading was just part of the library experience
I would like a library service where I put in the age and general interests of my kids and I get a curated bag of 10 books that I can pick up weekly. Is that so lazy? Yes. but my kids pulling every book off the shelf just for me to say “that’s not appropriate” isn’t working lol
Hello would any sexy canadians like to marry me i have some small skill in foraging and orienteering, don’t complain on strenuous hikes, will knit you beanies
i bring a sort of “that bird is actually really ill/in extreme stress” vibe to the ‘cute’ wildlife videos that people don’t really like
