christian

ah shit the key to happiness really is just food, water, exercise, sun, security, relationships, gratitude, and purpose

btw if we marry you and our kids get both a US and an EU passport

in my early 20s i faced a fork in the road between going to grad school or making money. if i did the former i’m 90% sure i’d be married by now. lesson in that

someone teach me transmutation so i can convert horny energy into focus so i can maximize shareholder value

saying “bonjourno amigos” in the french group chat i was just added to to represent my culture

every time i have good olive oil a tear falls from my eye and i thank God for the existence of Spain

just met one of those rock elitists. forgot what it was like to be so rigid in your thinking, whole worlds closed off to you. like if you can’t get down to Hendrix AND Pitbull you’re living in black and white fella

i’ve been getting more haters recently. good. their hate only makes me more powerful

it’s basically this but 3 times a day every day for years. then you raise and it gets even worse

many are saying

if the AI doomers are so smart why can’t they identify a single bet they can make based off that prediction?

the male ick is real. “my wife wouldn’t say that”