Currys
@currys
We don’t sell curry.
Note to all Liverpool fans: we do not accept 'Coutinho Money' as a valid payment method in store
🚨 Liverpool advancing in talks to sign Hugo Ekitike from Eintracht Frankfurt. Negotiations for 23yo #SGE forward progressing on package worth in excess of €80m. France youth int’l wants #LFC so personals no issue. W/ @SebSB @JamesPearceLFC @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64987…
A customer calling himself ‘Sir Jim’ has been politely asked to leave our White City Retail Park branch on Chester Road, Old Trafford after spending 12 weeks saying he is ‘relaxed’ and ‘just browsing’
When your mate says he doesn't have enough to buy the door but then you hear the mystery box open

The only team Christian Horner will be managing next season
BREAKING: Red Bull has released Christian Horner from his operational duties with effect from today and has appointed Laurent Mekies as CEO of Red Bull Racing.
Congrats to our winner @Kilpzzy 🎉
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