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Abel tryna beat his game before the tour ends

I’m so excited. This’ll be the 4th time I see him for 2025. 🩶

I got tan and now I don’t know what fucking foundation to use.

Y’all saw the video where the crowd actually DIDN’T LEAN ON THE BARRICADES?! What the fuck? The space from seat to barricade was an actual aisle. FOH.

My fish taste like fish and ion like that.

A lady comes to my place of work and says I look like I’m mad at her. Bitch. I’m at work. This is how I look.

At what age do I stop dressing like a hooker?

Yes, please. 🥲

I have corner barricade seats, and idk what to put on my poster board. Wtf do I sayyyyyy

Can y’all be nice to Abel so he can like us again?

I wonder if Abel will perform Weeknd songs when he’s done killing the Weeknd. 🤔

I just watched The Idol again, and Holy Shit, the end of “The Weeknd,” makes SO much more sense now.

Every time I see Drake my face looks like I smelled shit.

My bestie said I was mean but she likes it.

I want led nipple rings. 🤔

Why I can’t close my mouth when I yawn? Is the tired THAT fucking strong?

I am AOL instant messenger years old.

Why tf does Burlington always have a long ASS line? I just wanna pay for my $12 hand towels

Sometimes I feel weird about carrying chicken in my bag.

&& your deferred comp* I want a Weeknd Labubu. 👹