claud
@cuporbuster
the goat. australian oilers fan (MENTALL ILLNESS). mcdrai brainrotted. cup or BUSTER (my dog). she/her.
A lot of you basically result to mean girl behaviour as a way of policing when you think someone posted weird but I think most of the “normal” people you’re trying to appeal to find you just as weird as what you’re screenshotting, these are not the people you want “on your side”
After last nights highlight reel against Anaheim, we just couldn't get enough so today is #McDavidMonday 📹: Connor McMatthews
Still salient
“Connor mcdavid has no personality” have you ever met a 26 year old man. “No personality” is literally the best case scenario it only goes downhill from there count your blessings.
How many times can I make an edit of Connor looking pathetic and failing a bunch before it gets tired (the answer is that there is no limit to how many I make because the only important audience is myself and my mind palace)
Leon Draisaitl CANCELLED for not bring cavoodle “Bowie” to wedding his in South France 👀
Cam McDavid, eyes full of tears standing in my backyard wearing full hockey gear: I just hope I was only chosen as captain because I’m a good guy, you know? Dream me, nodding sagely: You’re captain because you deserve it, you can’t let your brother outshine you. Just be you ❤️
I had a dream last night that Cam McDavid confided in me that he was worried he was only the captain of his beer league team because his brother is Connor
I had a dream last night that Cam McDavid confided in me that he was worried he was only the captain of his beer league team because his brother is Connor
How many times can I tweet about missing hockey before you all kill me because #imisshockey
Guys you can’t say “hear me out” about a blond, muscley hockey player with a six pack 😭😭😭
Waiting for the US economy to collapse so I can take my mum to do a museum and gallery tour of the northeast
He’s so fucking kind you guys don’t get it. He’s just a guy who is chill and has wistful eyes and you don’t understand. Everyone says “Bouchard defensive mistake” this and “Bouchard gives up on plays” that but you don’t say he’s kind and generous and should be TREASURED.
