CumSwap.io
@cumswapio
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I just got off what might be the most exciting call I've had in a long time with the entire team at @cumswapio. Extremely energized and excited for the future of our fun little magic internet money space. DeFi is king and the floodgates for real businesses to bet on themselves…
I just got off what might be the most exciting call I've had in a long time. Extremely energized and excited for the future of our fun little magic internet money space. DeFi is king and the floodgates for real businesses to bet on themselves have been unleashed. More soon
4 SUPER EARLY PROJECTS ON HYPERLIQUID 🪂 This week’s earliest projects, still not too late to start tracking them 1. @HyperliqTrader Followed by a few Smart ones A project about building your desk setup to extract value from the market 2. @hl_hackathon Followed by ex.…
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