Crys

It was leg day, but my shoulders said….

Ok, so it wasn’t actually a “quick” workout…..

The Chi is stressing me outtttt

Yall said tj maxx was having a yellow tag sale this week. Well I just left and did not see a single yellow tag. In fact, I think they increased the prices

Yes and also, have you had cherry plums??? 🙂‍↕️

People look at me crazy when I say this, but not only does she have my password, she can also unlock my shit with her face. I have absolutely nothing to hide

Aight let me get off this couch and head to the gym for a “quick” “lil” upper body workout

Mannnn…let me go ahead & apply to go on Big Brother

I just did something I’ve been waiting and wanting to do all DAY! Sat on my mf couch! Omg, I just wanna sip wine, eat snacks, be nonverbal and RELAX

If I tell you you look like you watch Baddies, you should absolutely, positively, without a doubt, be offended….

Omg, someone accidentally included me in this big ass chain email and now a bunch of idiots are replying ALL to tell the person they’ve received the email in error.

The way I’ve been thinking about going to bed since my alarm went off at 0430 this morning 🫩

Side, front, back… yes 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ You’re perfect ❤️

I’ve officially had red yellow and orange watermelon They all taste just like watermelon lol

I have a friend who’s almost 60 years old and she gave me a strawberry plant the other day. I put it in soil yesterday and I’m seeing progress already!!! Like hold onnnn, am I about to be a plant papa??

My counterpart (white man) and I usually work on opposite days. He came in for some reason today and been talking my head clean OFF!!! I sat in the bathroom until the motion sensor light cut off trying to get away from his ass. My god 🫩

Now what is the tea app??? I can’t keep up mane

I want to be smothered by some thick thighs tonight