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ᅠᅠ ⠀٠࣪⭑☾ ◞જ⁀➴ 𔘓ᅠ⠀ ❝𝓢uck⠀it ⠀𝒖𝒑 , ⠀because⠀ I'm⠀ 𝒏𝒐𝒕 ⠀leaving , ⠀@IOVELESSETERNAL . . . ❞
〝𝒲ords aren't the only way to tell ⠀ ⠀𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 how you 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥.〞
〝𝒲ords aren't the only way to tell ⠀ ⠀𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 how you 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥.〞
.. T, Three–? Did she know of the second already without her saying a word? "That's not happening. Not on my watch. If I have to drag you with me as a means of keeping you safe, too, then I will."
If it god forbid comes to that- I'll be the one being taken and not otherwise. ...you're three now.
In that case, I'll be rounding up any and all expired pickles. This will be worth Wall Market gossip for some time! Corneo's next. He won't even see it coming.
Yes yes yes ! Wonderful plan over here, I must admit. Be certain to also pour all the vinegar along with the pickles. We want it all to be hard to breathe.
I didn't expect pickles to cause so much damage to shinra HQ. That bastard has been monitoring my every movement. Rightfully, he got what he deserved. ShinRa can suck it.
Pregnant Tifa is a force of destruction... Remind me to never piss her off. I do not want my house to smell like pickles 😬
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐖𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝙼𝚅𝚁𝙿 | 𝙵𝙵𝚁𝙿 | 𝙽/𝚂𝙵𝚆 ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘐𝘧 𝘐'𝘮 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 ⠀⠀ 𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦... 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘦 ⠀ 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 ⠀⠀⠀⠀
I'd hope not—at the same time, those paws of yours better remain off of them. Or else ...
So there's TWO single ladies in the picture. I rest my case. I am innocent for I am definitely not suicidal enough to be ogling you in any capacity.
I dunno, I hardly see her anymore. Doubt it—she's usually far too occupied trying to find new materia.
But Aerith told me herself she doesn't have a boyfriend or crush. 🤔 Also even the ninja is dating someone?
I don't see any single women in that picture ... 😬
Hey! Ogling single women at a beach is absolutely fair game!
I've a better solution: Let's accidentally break jars of pickles and clog his mansion's pipes. It'll be smelling like pickles for weeks as he struggles to clean it. It worked wonders on Shinra HQ.
Someone give Sephiroth the black materia to send a meteor like NOW.
Why does he look better with his face clobbered in? 🤔
Why does his enemies have to look that good in swimsuits? 😰
"Do you really think I'm gonna risk almost losing you again, Aerith...?" She stifled a ragged breath, eyelids vividly murmuring. ".. Which you are a part of–!"
"I sure as hell am not letting you put yourself - and your family in risk! I'm just me, you have Genesis, the kids that are coming..." She exhaled, refusing to budge. "You have a whole life-."
She's not as naive as he paints her to be. There's a wave of relief washing over the storms of fear—yet she'd be left with the remnants of paranoia. No telling when he'd appear again ..
Damn it. Reading right into his mind. He'll have to think of another plan. Until next time - the scientist was out of sight. Back to his scheming.
Aerith—! You know better. I'm not letting Hojo get his depraved hands on you again.
Oh that won't be happening- not while I'm here!
I hope not, either... I really don't wanna have to flee Midgar, y'know?
Nothing new... those people are the worst. Let's hope that didn't happen, dear...
Tifa, darling... at this point your pregnancy cravings are starting to become our pregnancy terrors.
Who knew her pregnancy cravings would escalate into causing accidental yet massive damage to shinRa infrastructure. Guess she'll have to be more careful carrying around glass jars of pickles next time... Not like anyone has to know, right?
Not that I know of... Unless one of Hojo's guards saw. They've been thick as thieves recently. It's giving me the creeps ..
Oh my /god/... Hope nobody saw...
"Silly puppy." Her lips part, eliciting a ragged chuckle from the depths of her chest while leaning forward, both hands resting against the edges of her hips. "Uh ... well, it's for a special guy, actually."
"Ohhh a gift? You shouldn't have!" He waves her off, obviously fooling around. He then places hands on his hips and eyes her with a grin. "Who's the gift for? I'd be happy to help ya look!"
I - I dunno, honestly. One moment I was sharing pickles with Raika. The next? I was a clumsy idiot and dropped the jar. Seems there's hidden places that lead to shinra's mako tubing ...
How'd you even /manage/ that? Those pickles sure /dill/ damage..