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They should invent a type of hangout with your friends where time freezes and you stay with them for an eternity

I am the first person in my bloodline to read this statement

Indrive casually rolling up in a harley davidson

Got clocked for being shia at work multiple times today

Bc raat 1 bajay kon linkedin connection req bhejta hai

Forgot to post

What do u even say when fine shyt replies to your story with “damn”

One thing about my intuition? Its never wrong

Watching tiktoks religiously on company time

Bored at work

Made a minor mistake at work but obviously my life is over and I need to quit immediately

Turning 22 next year and everyday I understand why phoebe said “how can a person know everything at 18 but nothing on 22”

I be opening twt in office and get flashed dont even care at this point

They will kill u if you’re the youngest at the workplace

Dubai chocolate has exited the island leaving matcha single and vulnerable. TONIGHTTT a hot new bombshell named labubu enters the villa.

Phoebe this is papa… gunshots open.spotify.com/track/2lVPHHSn…

Congratulations are in order for mr and mrs xcx.

Not a hunter nor a gatherer but a secret third thing

Keep this facebook shit out of my tl