King of the Hoochie Dads

Let me go carb up.

How am I suppose to work legs tonight after a weekend of bopping and popping? Rhetorical question. Not Jackie Christie daughter’s definition of a rhetorical question either.

Before the Dweebs get to screenshotting and sending shit. First, can’t and ain’t nobody checking me. Secondly, I’m just popping shit. Lastly, refer back to first.

That lady is 37. Relax it’s a difference.

Yellow is my new color.

That’s why we SHOULD gatekeep. Because without it, we lose the recipes. Our slang gets watered down, misused, and repackaged into something we barely recognize. Clock that. 👌🏾

Pool party yesterday was such a vibe.

What a weekend. 🫶🏾

Everybody looks so good all dressed up at this Jeezy show tonight. Me included. 🥰

Just purchased my first pair of Jordan 4’s. That’s wild.

Leon Thomas Stan account.

Why did I name my one group thread “The Golden Girls…. And a Trade” God continue to bless my friends. Because whew. It’s just in me.

I really be starting my car rides with Folded.