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GenX Mongrel Male High Church Atheist, Walks (Berks/Hants/S.Oxon/Wilts), an occasional satirist (poor) and even worse poet. Centre-left/sometimes right.
Just so I can pin this to my feed. We sent Mum off in style. Laughs, tears, one ‘sod Covid’ hug between two tearful Sons - and a beautiful afternoon on the 25th.

Why does everything with meat (pork this time) and cider, apple, mustard and mushroom sauce end up with my wife going “1970’s supper!” The sauce was v good if I do say so myself.

Looking into the history of a Reading Church (former site of a jail…not the one where old Oscar was incarcerated) here is a late Victorian pic. My parents had “digs” in one of the old houses on the right whilst working at the hospital after moving from Farnborough (Kent) in…


Dear specific teenager, when having a lunch with what I assume were your parents, grandparents, aunt and uncle (one of whom was undoubtedly paying for your meal) and other younger siblings….please do not regale the table with a lecture, delivered in serious tones, of what…
Winchester Trip. Summarised. “Mod” motability scooter, a man with hats, will the Jane Austen stuff never end ? A brooch I bought my wife and a pistachio croissant for breakfast. The true King, the out of place gothic town council rooftop , good old Gieves and a strange plaque…


Dear @WeAreZizzi - as much as I enjoyed your pulled pork/nduja and prosciutto pizza (and I did), just one suggestion. Don’t put bits of crackling in it. They’re small, hard and annoying. Almost lost a tooth! Luckily easy to then spot and remove - leaving only delicious, perfectly…
Well, you couldn’t make it up. Life imitating art I suppose. Or imitating some fictional tale set in a Scottish hospital anyway.
Here’s an idea. To run-of-the-mill-cheap-trainer-manufacturers (followers, please note the wildly expensive socks). How about NOT fitting them with laces that are too long for a single bow and too short for a double bow! It’s hard enough reaching down there these days without…

Tim Roca is a pornothologist and should not be commenting on British Birds - Loons or otherwise. That’s my job.
St Mary’s, Castle Street, built on the site of the old County Gaol, where it is said that John Bunyan, author of 'Pilgrim's Progress', was once imprisoned. A building I’ve never been inside. Have to rectify that. BCP services too. 1798 origin but portico added in 1840.
