gill

a drunk cig to me is like giving a mouse a cookie

never going shopping again Unless someone asks me to

lowkey have the Spins rn

Rip hulk hogan 💚

15 years ago today, One Direction was formed on X Factor.

not now sweetie mommy’s bringing the BOOM

i got my drivers license last week just like we always talked about

just had the realization that it could’ve been me in that theater and not Abe Lincoln

Can’t stop sneezing i feel like justin timberlake

dirty Shirley truther

how do u make friends in a new city

fighting the urge to say “there’s a Taylor Swift song for that” when someone tells me their situation

The first person to complain was probably like damn this feels good

ONE WEEK LIVING IN NYC

giving the musician on the subway twenty bucks to shut the fuck up

why didn’t my ex resign from Pizza Hut when he cheated on me

Yay

One cashier and seventy five people in line

i know my bank accounts like “damn another bad day??”