Megs 🤍
@completemegs
// Everyone is disappointing once you get to know them // 🌝 (ˢʰᵉ/ʰᵉʳ)
Thanks for the best day and evening @5SOS Your shows always feel like home 🏡 Even managed to get my fiancé on board this time around and he had a blast! 🤍 we can’t wait to see you back in London again soon! #takemyhandlondon #TakeMyHandWorldTourLondon
I thought Ozzy would outlive us all. Thank you for keeping us going on those long road trips. RIP Prince of Darkness.
Guys as an American visiting the UK I’m telling you ITS BAD because there is no escape. Theres just. NO AIR CONDITIONING and next to no breeze. It’s bad folks. And I say this as someone who lives in an area that can get up to 104 f and very humid
heat in the uk is actually terrible and if u tell me it’s not ur opinion is wrong
It’s mad, can go to Amsterdam. Smoke weed, shag a brass. All legal. Can’t even have a wank here. Games gone. Starmers Britain is done.
When the truth finally comes out and you were right about everything:
This spoon looks like Megan Fox’s thumbs
Spoon council what is your verdict
I'm 26 now and i still remember the things people said to me when i was 10. That's why it's so important to be careful what you say around kids because those words stay with them for life.
The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
the fact that fibromyalgia is so under-researched is actually crazy to me, weird mystery pain disorder (family) where ppl have rheumatic pain that is unobservable from the outside but definitely real?? that sounds like the most interesting medical thing to research ever
If I ever choose to go on a cruise, which I highly doubt, I would not be going with @RoyalCaribbean after seeing the absolute lack of respect, sympathy or care from that cruise director around Amy Bradley’s disappearance. What an absolute piece of shit. #AmyBradleyIsMissing
the sluttiest thing a man can do is be good at every video game he plays