Cody Clarke / Kill The Lion Films
@codyclarke
Filmmaker, Author, Comedian
This is the biggest thing I've ever done. Read all about it here: codyclarke.substack.com/p/help-me-make…
The irony shouldnt be lost on anyone, that these bitches who want ordinary people to just roll over and tolerate replacement migration, are personally clinging white knuckled to thier fat cat tv gigs and can't bear to be replaced.
Taylor Swift is a professional beard
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
album still slaps youtube.com/watch?v=vJj5Ph…
every high school in brooklyn had one girl who looked like this, and you had math with her
Life imitates art
this is an excellent first sentence of a story / standup bit / anything
Meat hasn’t tasted good since I survived a day on two jelly sandwiches.
The editions I have of Anthem, one of my favorite books
You can take a 19 year old recruit in boot camp or basic, and get him pretty close to a 6 minute mile, if he doesn't have too much baby fat, within 12 weeks. Biohackers claim to have "the cardiovascular system of a teenager," can't run sub six mile. Something isn't adding up.
The ether which art can tap into is a source of "I told you so"
great find!
By the way, the model on that cover was Gillian Duxbury. Some other covers she graced in the '70s:
Gm
Man who died in freak MRI accident was jammed in machine for almost an hour, never told to remove 20-pound chain: family trib.al/DMc9HL0
Republicans are afraid to RULE. When in power, the best they can do is delay Democrats, AT BEST. Then Democrats take power, run a train on the state, and then Republicans get reelected, and AT BEST, maintain the newly degraded state of affairs.
Why are red states “cucked”?
A fellow comedian called me a dirty dog after my set I dont even think im that dirty! Maybe i am, because i dont think my jokes are that dirty
Did standup again, life is good First set was meh, second set i killed
ChatGPT just made me die laughing. The singularity is near "Why don’t we just bury bodies in cold places to preserve them forever? Here’s why: 1. It’s logistically insane" lmao
Press Conference Regarding Federal Decision on COVID-19 mRNA Vaccines x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
My favorite statement from @FLSurgeonGen. He did not mince words. “I apologize if I was not clear. They shouldn’t take them. They are products that should not be going into human beings.” Link to full press conference in comments.
I got doodled at the doodle mic. I look like a ventriloquist’s dummy looking at the ventriloquist
Did standup again, life is good First set was meh, second set i killed
Did standup tonight, life is good Doing it again later tonight
THANKS FOR LOOK
This Saturday I'll be opening for Taylor Drew and Cody Clarke There's more than one way to write a book, skin a cat, lose at Tetris, solve the 4 gallon water jug puzzle from Die Hard 3 & more than one way to get a crowd to laugh. See you yhere Tickets - killthelionfilms.com/adult
Did standup tonight, life is good Doing it again later tonight
Right after 9-11 a guy on the radio read "When I see the city from my window - no, I don't feel how small I am - but I feel that if a war came to threaten this, I would throw myself into space, over the city, and protect these buildings with my body" bought the book from there.