Diet Coke-whore

High off paint fumes

Kevin and Sal wanted to see some pictures of @clitoralcollege

My hero

Issa Tuesday

I hope that someone gets my message in a bottle yeah

IM SCARED OF SEX !!!!!!!

You have to be kidding

Us

Damn let a white girl get her derp on

I need a husband that has a few girlfriends so I can have the house to myself

Having to put a man onto fugazi has to be one of the funniest things ever

Yes, the rumors are true. I did get him pregnant.

i think about this diva too often. she’s the CEO of how to train your white boy

At the same damn time

Costhoe

Oh, you bless the rains down in Africa? OK white man.

I used to date the bootleg guy you can’t hurt my feelings