clintoris
@clintoris
Woman, coping: are men…..okay? Best Buy manager who hasn’t eaten pussy since 11th grade: No… We aren’t 😂😂
I think it’s safe to say that anyone in the Biden administration opposed to the forced starvation of Gaza planned and implemented on their watch, up to and including the Vice President, would have said something by now
When the Charli xcx song finishes the exact moment you park at the Diet Coke store
conservative men are essentially getting everything they could ever ask for in society under trump and they still beg to be coddled and have a victim complex it’s just so crazy to watch
There's never been a society where young men are less important and less regarded than in 21st century America
He’s so good at this
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
Pandering to his commitment issues by telling him you’re not looking for anything serious so he becomes obsessed with you
30 min lunch is crazy I need 17 mins to dance to LCD Soundsystem and 22 mins to eat a turkey sub and 49 minutes to jerk off and 3 minutes to watch a tiktok about quantum healing
Oh he’s sweating lol
BREAKING: Trump says the Epstein files are a made-up Democrat hoax.
🚨 Portland-area parents: ICE raided my niece’s preschool in Beaverton this morning during morning drop-off. Please call your kids’ schools and ask if they have a plan in place to protect teachers, staff, and students in case of a raid :(
Having a beard with no mustache is indicative of a malicious heart
Not the first to say this but it is fuckin crazy that the Democrats spent the last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of rallying against the bill
Oh god miss you on my lips, it’s me your little fuckass bitch