Alex Sason AKA UnAlex AKA “Uncle Alex”
@cleavedassunder
Undeath | Crestworm Manipulator | Sulfuric Hatred | New York 🎲
oh my god, I can’t believe Dad Pants and Baseball Mom are going on tour this summer with Shit Jeans, Cigarette Dress and Football Ass
A tribute to the Prince of Darkness 🦇

Oh my god dude
His main contribution is his strange & iconic voice. He didn't write any Sabbath songs & very few singers even tried to sound like him. In terms of influence, everyone else in the band was way more important. Even his solo work was mainly influential because of the guitarists
Hole in the Sky alone is better than anything your wack ass band could ever dream of writing and that’s not even the best song on their SIXTH ALBUM. I literally don’t give a fuck about anything but Ozzy.
RIP Ozzy. Literal actual greatest of all time. The reason for everything that I love. I’m going to get so fucking drunk tonight.
When a man pulls up Radiohead - Videotape live at Bonaroo 2006 (Soundboard audio) on YouTube and shows it to you…that’s a sign of deep respect in their culture
I cooked up a little deep house/trance kinda track and it’s streaming everywhere you typically listen to music (all the evil streamers, YouTube, etc.). Check it out: m.soundcloud.com/threewaykissin…
Québécois expat at my gym just said he was staring at the back of my Spectral Wound tee for an hour trying to read it. I stood still for him and it was hilarious listening to him translate it. “I drink to die…I drink for eternal life…hey, this whole thing is about drinking!”
Stanton rounding third
This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬
Saw a video where some dork was complaining about how Oasis “didn’t have any banter” at their comeback show and just “stood there and played the hits for two hours”. So you’re saying that they got up, played like two dozen of the best modern rock songs ever…and that’s…bad?
Fired up this app and the very first two things I saw were a video of a woman stabbing a three year old from an account called DAILY VIOLENCE and a post from someone with Hitler as their PFP. It’s almost midnight, folks.
Please God Just Make it Stop: The 2025 New York Yankees Story
16 year-old me: oasis is so corny this is just frat rock for the kids who call me gay for listening to morbid angel 30 year-old me, six beers deep and listening to Liam sing “in my mind my dreams are real”: if this band asked me to kill someone I would do it no questions asked
Kicking off the summer anime season with -sigh- Rent a Girlfriend season 4. I can’t believe I’m returning to this steaming pile of shit with open arms despite knowing that absolutely nothing happens for 300+ chapters. I’m so weak.
My hair is so stupid right now
Watching it unfold live and I already can’t wait for the @Jomboy_ breakdown of this Boonie crashout
Always cracks me up when band dudes’ girlfriends/wives/whatever post date night selfies, and they’ve clearly made an effort to look nice while the guy is wearing a t-shirt that says GENOCIDE ORGAN on it