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thread of threads 🧵

Did it workzel?

not a sleight at the goatzel but holy fuck im so happy i did not move to colorado when i got that offered relocation for remote workers

when someone soft blocks or unfollows me

found this video online and now I saved it to my phone so years from now when I'm trawling through all my phone backups looking at a chronological timeline of all the nonsense I saw fit to save I'll be able to look upon it again. sharing it with you all is just a bonus

dude who insists he's a gold star for gold star bisexual

When I tried I got a bluzel screen of haze

oh hey(zel) my friend has a houzel like that

absolutely marveling at this building in Denver with sliding doors that open basically directly onto the buildings facade with no railings

a lot of you low key don't even use my extended instruction set

Anytime. I know Hazel is perfect for any job he wants

our cat is vegan and refuses to eat anything except sneezing grass

You're my favourite unproblematic hazel

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two woopers

crayon box owner and their monochromatic pet

it's new york, baby!

omwayzel ✈️ to new york city to gnaw on my sweet little pet