scisstopher dykespeare

some of my best playlists

summer used to be about entanglements and jada pinkett-smith

dropping your phone on your face gotta be top two most embarrassing things you can do

i have such an attitude that nobody is massaging my legs after this 8 hour shift. do NOTTTTT fucking piss me off tonight

i think i just fumbled by telling someone im texting that im autistic but like girl? u gotta relax

i know everything

this how it feels to be a lesbian

shrek and fiona really chose being ogres over being white

maybe i don’t hate my big brother and maybe this just smacked the shit out of me

if i’m complimenting someone profusely and you find something wrong about them to point out i promise you’re my least favorite kind of person

stop making mike’s way jokes i’m going to quit

dreaming about living in nyc but then i remembered the possibility of having to interact with nyu-aligned folk.

can’t say i’m shocked

What the fuck was she talking about

i stopped fw humans when i found out there was a human centipede movie. then, even more so when i found out that people watched it so much that it warranted a sequel or two.

Fuck does bob need a garage for

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haven’t got cracked in so long i’m not making nobody’s sandwich mikes way tm.

Sea levels are rising and people are using Grok for follower analysis

off putting being the aura in question