Chris Murphy
@christress
staff writer @vanityfair | good time girl, actress, comedienne | U.S Senator from Connecticut | he/him |
my bitterly divorced grandparents who do not speak to each other are now sharing the same nursing home and don't know it yet... it's giving hijinks its giving sitcom it's giving farse it's giving laugh track
Taking europe with me back to NY by getting off the subway to walk through the park to my final destination to check out all the hot guys along the way… its so important to be a tourist in your own city there is magic everywhere!
6.5 to 9s depending on their beat
How Hot Should Journalists Be
welcome back Ozzy Ozbourne
Trisha Paytas has named her third child Aquaman Moses Paytas-Hacmon.
“These are indeed difficult days,” writes Bernice King. As the government declassifies a new round of files about her father, Martin Luther King Jr., she reflects on his enduring legacy in an exclusive essay for Vanity Fair: vanityfair.com/news/story/ber…
The Cosby Show's Only Son, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, Has Died at 54 vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…
RIP to one of the first examples of young black masculinity i can ever remember encountering on TV. I kind of wanted to be just like him when i grew up—cool and fun and kind. Sigh, why do all the good ones have to go first vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…
I’m seeking employment again. If you have leads in Detroit, let me know. Especially if you can connect me to a person there. I edit copy, edit video, and write. Also, I enjoyed my time as a camp counselor + teaching an after school program.
Responded to a mutual with a lil joke on here and unknowingly summoned **** and probably killed like 50 trees in the process i am sorry to my oomfs i will try and do better
Actually an incredible bit if you hate this you have no joie de vivre
The Philadelphia Phillies’ mascots recreate the “Coldplay Kiss Cam” incident at recent game.
Just realized i have a photo on Grindr from 2018 in my profile and no one has ever called me out for it… my death becomes her tea
gay guys will go on vacation to a historic european city and spend their morning at barry’s bootcamp
gay guys will go on vacation to a historic european city and spend their morning at barry’s bootcamp
I am so french in that anywhere i choose to lie down for even a second becomes a beach regardless of terrain or proximity to water
There is an epidemic of hot young french dads in Marseilles! They are absolutely everywhere! Inescapable in fact! We have to do something about this as a community!
Wow its crazy because i am all these things too 🥹
Emma Watson being a genius, a philanthropist, a literal Disney princess, AND a bad driver is so important to me
Shouting to everyone in Marseilles that Industry was snubbed at the Emmys because Hollywood gatekeepers cant handle complicated female characters under 40 and all the french are like “??? Ouaisss c’est mal”
today i learned that Louis XV of made a palace called Petit Trianon for his mistress Madame de Pompadeur but her real name was Jean Antoinette Poisson which translates to Jean Antoinette Fish which means she kinda was the Mrs. Fish of the French Court in gilded age terms
Today: “We could see Boop!” Tomorrow: “We ‘could’ve’ seen Boop!”
