Chris Robovan

Are you getting it?

My beautiful Model 3 next to the ugliest car of all time (Kia K4) Which car would you rather have? 😂 Who even buys these things? Even disregarding the giant dent in the left side rear door of the Kia

Not quite a full company but Elon is a man of his word

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The @xAI goal is 50 million in units of H100 equivalent-AI compute (but much better power-efficiency) online within 5 years

Imagine being a kid in the age of humanoid robots. All my childhood dreams would have come to life 😂

TSLA is a unique company in which they are disrupting or inventing many industries. Unlike a normal business that does the same thing over and over and either meets exceeds or disappoints quarterly expectations. Tesla is a company that is breaking into new frontiers. Unless…

Prediction for Tesla Q2 earnings call: Tesla provides aggressive expansion plans for the Robotaxi network Analysts rush to raise price targets $TSLA:

I decided to deep dive Abraham Lincoln’s policies today to understand just how good of a man and president he was. I did not leave disappointed Here are some of the quotes I found to be most inspirational and still applicable today: “As I would not be a slave, so I would not be…

Translation: Having a publicly traded company sucks because planning for the best long term future is punished in favor of maximum short term revenue Translation: Tesla is going to dominate in the future due to the foundation that they’ve laid over the past decade

Driving a Tesla could save your life

Incredible FSD v12.6.4 dynamic routing in a construction zone! The truck ahead of me needs to get into a blocked parking lot, so the passenger jumps out and moves the cones My Model 3 proceeds and places itself in the correct lane after coming through the construction area…

Model Y vs Model Y L size comparison overlay

$TSLA hodlers, do not get discouraged by lackluster stock movement In the long term, cash flows are the only thing that matter Tesla will sell all of the hardware: - Optimus - Cybercab - Model Y - Affordable models - Model 3 - Semi - Cybertruck - Robovan - Model S - Model X -…

Just 24 hours later... Are you still not getting it?

HW3 complainers are the worst I have HW3 too. I’m telling you, Tesla will not let you down What do you want them to do? Upgrade your cameras and computer before reaching unsupervised? Wouldn’t you rather they make 100% sure unsupervised works on the hardware they are going to…

But the price is now a princely $6.90, as foretold in the prophecy 😂

Mr. Market doesn’t seem to understand what has happened today Tesla has expanded their geofence in Austin to a size LARGER THAN WAYMO after just two weeks Even more importantly, the shape of the new geofence was suggested by @stevenmarkryan and they were able to quickly make it…

This is why @Tesla is the best company in the world Actively meme-ing with the community while rapidly scaling an “impossible” service 😂😂😂 Winning is about to be the norm

Roadster is coming.

.@elonmusk, if you’re looking for a post to reply to saying that the Robotaxi geofence is expanding… look no further