Chris D'Elia
@chrisdelia
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Summer Tour dates are live! Get your tickets at chrisdelia.com #multiverse #tour

At least she knew she was too drunk. Huntsville this weekend @LevityLiveHSV Get the last tickets at chrisdelia.com
The speaker blew out and the whole audience thought we were under attack! @breaimprov tomorrow night, 1 show only! Get tickets at chrisdelia.com
You've literally never seen a ghost, and they aren't real.
I don't feel safe. Huntsville, this week I'm @LevityLiveHSV Friday & Saturday. Get tickets at chrisdelia.com
Who cares, really? I'm @TheIrvineImprov tonight. The 7:30 show is sold out, there are about 30 left for the 9:45. Don't miss it: chrisdelia.com #comedy #funny #breakdancing #irvine
Going to the fair. Irvine tonight & my early show Friday @TheIrvineImprov are sold out! Go get the last tickets for the 9:45 show Friday now at chrisdelia.com #comedy #funny #fair #pear #irvine
Irvine! Only 4 tickets left for tomorrow night & limited tickets left for Friday. Go get them! @TheIrvineImprov improv.com/irvine/comic/c…

It's a healthy snort. All dates for the Multiverse Tour are on sale now! Europe in October, North America through the end of 2025. Get tickets at chrisdelia.com
Europe, I'm bringing the Straight Outta The Multiverse Tour in October! Tickets are on sale now for all cities and will go quickly. Get yours at chrisdelia.com #comedy #funny #europe #multiverse

Where are you going?! I'm on tour! Irvine, Huntsville, Los Angeles, Miami, Houston all coming up. Get tickets at chrisdelia.com #comedy #funny #jokes
I don't dye my hair! @bryancallen #comedy #funny #tattoo #hair #body
Finally the gym gear from one of my most viral bits. Get it while it lasts. Never stop. store.chrisdelia.com/?srsltid=AfmBO…
Every Crowd Work Comic. Come see me on tour! chrisdelia.com