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@chowder94
em-see kra-kr. part-time gravedigger. current village idiot. former baby. dedicated rebecca black stan. big fan of cigarettes, twinks, hot girls, and vore.
getting on the redline when there’s a cubs game is all abt developing homicidal tendencies for like 15 mins
guess who got fucking heat sick today i just cannot win
NEVER EAT SALMON FROM A BOWLING ALLEY #foodpoisoning
everyone is fucking up the timeline. guys the pope died this year there’s no way her second baby is the pope, elvis is henry kissinger
Trisha Paytas announces she has welcomed her third child, a boy.
the random ass Tuesday in July that tests tf out of you
drunk and forcefully having to remember spanish bc i had to ask my uber driver if he could turn around bc i forgot something at my friends house. that something was my vape.
if u see me out in quahog say hi but if u meet me at the clam i’m a talkative guy
working in my dads neighborhood is kinda awesome bc i can just come see my cats afterwards
the concept of calling a 19 year old u don’t know a pedophile bc they had the most basic of liberal takes is frying me
