Boner Salad
@chirpchirptrash
Journalist.
#BonerWasRight
🚨DEVELOPING STORY🚨 @kirkmin has blocked @BarstoolBigCat on Twitter. Sources are indicating Big Cat and Rico Bosco crossed/eliminated Kirk from Surviving Barstool. Chris Klemmer remained loyal to Kirk. More to come.
🚨BREAKING🚨 I have been sent this selfie of @JeffNadu on an airplane. There was never a doubt.
🚨BREAKING🚨 The next @barstoolunnamed will be the final episode of the summer & possibly the last ever Sources tell Boner Salad that tensions between @stoolpresidente & @kirkmin have hit a breaking point. Portnoy is reportedly unwilling to continue the show alongside Minihane
Thank you to my good friend @EthanKamps for fulfilling my request and putting together a motivational message for @pfordroyals22
🚨BREAKING🚨 Beyond Average Podcast host @BeyondAvgMick has found new love with none other than the jewish princess and spaces queen @MMLL95010 This new kosher romance has officially shut down the slanderous antisemitic accusations once made by @stoolpresidente Love wins 🕊️🕎
Whipsnakes ML best play of the century
Hope you actually took it
2013 Dennis Yarmouth Lacrosse @BeyondAvgMick has always been the kind of guy that stands up for his brothers. A certified scrapper through and through. @kirkminshow
🚨BREAKING🚨 According to a highly reliable source close to the situation, Henry “Hank” Lockwood and Hannah “Great Set” Montoya are currently engaged in sexual relations. Reported by Boner Salad ™
Rip Cinema Lords Terrible terrible news. Great minifan, great guy. RIP.
These two would make a beautiful couple @BeyondAvgMick @noitsmaryy #love
Boner Salad knows ball.
Boner Salad’s Barstool Boobies Draft: 1. @JNics415 (See below) 2. @hannahcmontoya (Hammers) 3. @KayceSmith (A tale of two titties) 4. @HannahCook_12_ (Can picture them) 5. @kingkrabbyp (Brick titties) HM: - Moobie (Shoutout Shark Minihane) - @Trudell_DM (Shrinking)
This is @davecullinane dream show to produce
Thoughts on the Karen Read trial… 1. She hit him but was so blacked out she doesn’t remember 2. The cops wanted to make sure they wouldn’t get in trouble, so they fucked with the crime scene 3. Both parties are guilty: one of murder, one of tampering. Case closed.
BONER SALAD SHAMROCK CUP FINAL STANDINGS (credit x @quidditchguy) #FONZ