El Racisto
@cheffunk6969
Terminally online alcoholic. Occasional banger. White boy shenanigans. 👃 👃 👃 They 👃 👃 👃 annoy me. 😢
Me in 2018: “Sure pal, lemme guess, it was the jooooo’s? Lol weirdo” Me in 2024: “Those monsters must be stopped”


The only enjoyment you should get from slapping a bitch is the satisfaction of knowing that it’s for her own good.
I always thought id make a great pimp. I like money, violence, I wouldn't hit the hoes But I realize its my weakness The hoes would take advantage of me, when it came time to hit them idk if id have it in me. Jones would make a great pimp. I guess being a pimp ain't easy :/
Taking man advice from a woman is as retarded as taking woman advice from a virgin
"Men need to say, 'Shut up and go to your room. I'm the man of the house. I will not be taught what it is to be a man by a woman.'"
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
I still can’t believe Ozzy bit the head off of that black child that one time

The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
If a cop can't bonk a nìgger in the mug for being a nìgger, what's the point of being a cop???
The Unlawful Arrest of #WilliamMcNeil by #Jacksonville, #Florida Police
Islam was invented in American prisons in the 1960s. it isn't a real religion, just something to calm brown people down in their cells
False, I don’t want communists deported
You want to kill and deport us. Fuck off
Handing these out to the cancer patients of an inner city children’s hospital

He's most famous for comically shitting while being a retarded guy.
Jeff Daniels rants against Trump: "We’ve lost decency. We’ve lost civility. We’ve lost respect for the rule of law. Out the window goes character. He’s everything that’s wrong with not just America but being a human being."
MRI’s looking like this and we wonder why black men dive headfirst into them.

There’s nothing more brown brain coded than polygamy. All the quick benefits of woman without the work and responsibility that goes into fostering a relationship. It’s like throwing seeds towards a plowed field and wondering why your crop sucks.
100% facts! Most men are monogamous out of necessity, not choice, to secure a partner due to their limited value. If you choose monogamy, own it, but don’t pretend it’s a moral stance when it’s really about maintaining sexual access to a woman who’d leave if you pursued…
Vivek’s plan for balancing the budget involves gift cards
This will require real work.