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175 yard downhill par 3 that's playing 150. Front pin. What are you hitting?🏌️
Woah 😳
Trey Wallace's Bold Take for 2025 presented by @MyBookie: "Texas goes 9-3 this year. "I enjoy the Arch Manning hype... but damn, he's played two sisters of the poor and now all of the sudden, he's QB1 and a first-round pick?" Full show: youtu.be/EX_rKYKT9UI
Underrated life skill: Pausing. Life doesn't slow down on its own. You have to do that part yourself. Take a walk with your spouse. Sit with your kid a little longer. Call your parents to hear the same story you've heard 1,000 times. Savor the days before the years pass you by.
I've sustained multiple bodily and mental injuries over the course of my life, I've spend months on end in constant pain; but none of that comes even close to staring at emails while on nicotine withdrawal
You need to be side quest maxxing. Get your pilots license. Get scuba certified. Go sky diving. Get your coastal cruising certificate. Become a sommelier. Get every niche / pointless certificate & license you can.
This has inspired me to start my own business. Going to call it White Men Can Jump. So excited to see how many white men we can teach to jump!
It's been 6 years since I tweeted this & it has changed the trajectory of my life. - I started Black People Will Swim - Taught nearly 3,500 ppl how to swim - We've hired over 20 Black and Brown lifeguards and swim instructors - Received over $500K in grants Ask about me 😉
Not stressing over anything these days knowing Dogecoin will one day make me a millionaire #Dogecoin #DogecoinToTheMoon
My friend the other night said the reason we watch tv at night is because we have the ancestral desire to watch the flickering lights of the fire
It's crazy how genuinely entertaining it is to stare into an open fire. That's some real epigenetic memory shit
Real estate agents should not exist I should be able to go on Zillow, add a house I like to my cart, and checkout with bitcoin.
A major cheat code in life: Being a pleasure to deal with. Kind when others aren’t. Calm when things go sideways. Reliable under pressure. Intelligence alone is overrated. Be someone who lightens the load for folks around them. People value people who make their lives easier.
endlessly fascinated by the idea of there being a religion that assumes that God is literally fucking retarded
How do jews use an elevator on Shabbos? Miriam explains their special elevator:
Major flaws in government arise from a fear of making radical internal changes even though a need is clearly seen.
AIPAC is working overtime this week, but do not worry I'll take those bombs out with my long-range intercontinental hypersonic BB gun
Who is paying for this?