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I have been left destitute after sexting over a telegraph with my long distance chimney sweep boyfriend because I keep asking for consent again whenever he says STOP at the end of a sentence.

feeling extra sober but it could just be me digesting my french dip sandwich

Okay I guess I'm making a group chat where we're LOCKING IN so show up and LOCK IN. reply to be added

I'm doing a "get less stupid" speedrun where are those gcs where we hold each other accountable to our goals

People clown on me for wearing Skechers slip ons as my every day shoe instead of like converse or vans or something and it's just like. If you're going to wear an uncomfortable shoe why are you choosing unsexy ones

Can someone explain reactance and inductors to me really nicely

I've got 3 confirmed calls with times 🫵

I'm gonna start pronouncing banger with the same g as finger

taking a ten hour drive on Wednesday! Mutuals hmu if you want to call and chat

Do I have any mutuals in Columbus Ohio who wanna get coffee on Wednesday morning

single again 🙂

At the crib eating straight up Stuff.

Type of girl who likes getting choked during sex so she won't have a brain damage gap relationship

Okay I'm hooked and it's all the fault of that one from a few days ago with parts of the leg

Okay!!

Tape measures have the numbers upside down and I'll stand by that

Do you think king Solomon would've cut the baby hamburger style or hotdog style