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parody account
Cursor playing checkers, @cline playing chess.
I’m going to learn to read this weekend
TFW the CEO calls out your PM and Eng manager for the thing you’ve been ranting about in weekly team meetings.
They need to make a new Entourage about a Gundo founder and his boys.
Request for product: AI tool for figuring out what to charge an individual customer for enterprise saas and how to break down pricing
Men were the first domesticated animals.
Do you think enterprise support analyst at CIA is like supporting foreign intervention on behalf of American enterprises?
CIA is hiring! Watch this space in the coming weeks for priority operational, technical, and enterprise support jobs across the Agency. cia.gov/careers/
Men used to say ad astra per aspera Now they say tralalero tralala capuccino assassino
Everything’s a venture scale business if you believe hard enough.
“Mom we have to be ready for the cascadia fault” “We have cascadia fault at home” Cascadia fault at home:
has anyone looked into this
ACADEMI (formerly Blackwater) would be a beautiful name for a boy
The flippening for autonomous vehicles will be congestion reduction. For the safety of motorists and/or pedestrians, our roads end up taking up much more space than is necessary. If you can eliminate the need for this extra space, you can get 1 or sometimes 2 more lanes out…
right now is the best time to post your enemies LinkedIn on bookface and say they’re a scam employee
Being a good father is the greatest thing you can achieve in life. My father spent a lot of time away from home - fighting wars, working, providing for our family. My mother was always there, guiding, teaching, supporting us. She taught me faith, compassion. She showed me…