Pilgor / The Goat Crew
@chaosgoat14
Parody/RP account, Writer is 18, no lewd stuff.
"A simple goat with no special powers. But a hella legendary one at that. Achievements include going to space, starting a zombie apocalypse, becoming a demon, getting rich from doing some more or less harmless pranks and becoming the queen of all goats." #RP #goatsimulator
Dolph: "Uhm. Boss? What's going on here?" Pilgor: *opens her eyes* "Baa." Dolph: "Where Don is? I don't know, he's probably thinking of what to steal from this place." *he looks at Zee* "Hey there."
- She blinked, looking at the Dolphin, before continuing to pat Pilgor’s head. Atleast there was another like her at this party. -
*Pilgor closes her eyes* "Baa...." *a Dolphin in a wheelchair rolls towards them*
- Zee looked down at the Goat, cocking her head to the side. It was another animal, just like her. She reached down to gently pat Pilgor’s head. -
*Pilgor walks up to her, carrying a chair with her tounge*
{[ Uninfected for this ]} - She just quietly sits in her chair, looking around at everyone else. She was a little nervous, not used to being around this many people. -
*she tilts her head* "Baa?" *a loud crashing sound can be heard from another room*
( Slowly, Kanao's hand rested atop Pilgor's head. ) You're cute...my sister wouldn't want you in here though.
*the Goat stares at her* ???: "Ah. Well, that was unexpected."
„What the…“ She was confused about what is happening
*a Dolphin in a wheelchair rolls towards her, behind him are three other animals*
she goes to a different room where the noise comes from
Don: "The other people who just... never heard of road safety, apparently. Either they run you over or run in front of your car." *he scoffs*
"oh? For example? What else could be a problem if not the cops?"
Don: "I guess. But these idiot cops that trip and fall over the smallest things really don't make it hard. It's everything else in this damn city that can be a problem."
"wow isn't all of this risky? Doing all that pranks can be dangerous. . ."
Don: "A whole lot. How much exactly depends on the job. But it's usually a lot." Humphrey: *drinks a whole bucket of water* Dolph: "Dude. You know what happens when you store too much water in your hump..."
"in my place most of these are called crimes- if i have to be honest. . . " "But, i am curious, how much do you get payed?"
Don: "Yeah. That's exactly what it is. Exploding a cake with dynamite, sending some random poor guy to jail for no reason, borrowing money from the bank. Without permission. That stuff. Hard work."
"mind explaining me how does this job work exactly? Are those 'pranks' a job request?"
Don: "It sure fucking is. Pays well. If we do well. Which we always do. Thanks to Dolph. Perfect getaway driver."
"professional?- Is this some sort of job?-"
Don: "Silliness? This ain't silly. We're professionals. The best of the best. We take things seriously around here." Dolph: "YOU take things seriously. And Valentino. To an extent."
"well, what can i Say? At First i was confused about what happened, but It was pretty much fun, that's why i decided to go along with everything!" "I needed some silliness"
Don: *shakes his head* "God. You don’t have to wear it all the time, you know." Humphrey: "Aw, come on Don. You're always so serious. Just let 'em have fun!"
[thumb up] "Yep" "It's fun honestly"
Don: "Still wearing that damn thing?" Dolph: *chuckles*
[stares back with a pigeon mask on]
// I made the decision to have the Goat Crew talk. Since they do speak in the trailer for the Payday DLC, just not in-game. And I'll turn down the chaos. I was being maybe a bit too much in character.
![chaosgoat14's tweet image. *they stare at [Reader]*](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Gwk2oAmWsAA9Vni.jpg)
*she stares at her* "Baa." *a quiet wirring noise can be heard in a different room*
//@chaosgoat14: She was Walking around the butterfly mansion until she sees a…goat? „what is a..Goat doing here“
"BAAA!!" *she kicks the box and Baldi with her hind legs and runs away, suddenly wearing a jetpack. Who knows where she got that from*
📏-“What th- HEY!” -Baldi would break free as suddenly he pulled out a random box and put it over them.- 📏-“There we go!”
*she falls to the floor, quickly getting back up. She then licks Baldi and starts dragging him with her tounge as she walks to a different room*
📏-“Wh- AH!” -Baldi would jump back as Suddenly the hover bike disappeared.-
*she starts driving, crashing into the furniture repeatedly, her head flailing around like a ragdoll*
📏-“Wait WHATTHE-“