Chandler Dean
@chandlerjdean
Host of Abolish Everything! @watchnebula / Speechwriter @WestWingWriters / Satire @newyorker @mcsweeneys @reductress
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Cuomo’s team of $500/hour political consultants hearing slapping fannies and killing grannies drop
Sliwa: Eric Adams is damaged goods… Andrew Cuomo is a creep. Slapping fannies and killing grannies. Everybody likes Curtis Sliwa
The great @sarahagruen takes the reins tonight @caveatnyc! And on this National Hot Dog Day I have it on good authority that she is giving a bunderful presentation…
SpeakEasy is TWO DAYS AWAY! Grab your tix before they're gone! eventbrite.com/e/west-wing-wr…
For @NYTmag, I wrote about the time when my Instagram was hacked so they could obtain this very twitter account nytimes.com/2025/07/15/mag…
Great stuff
Spoke with @andrewcuomo after he shot his video about what went wrong in the primary, what his plan is to tackle affordability, and what he thinks of all those labor unions, donors and electeds rushing to @ZohranKMamdani nymag.com/intelligencer/…
They should also be anxious that his entrance will nearly guarantee Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani’s victory and put New York City in the hands of the far left.
SpeakEasy is TWO DAYS AWAY! Grab your tix before they're gone! eventbrite.com/e/west-wing-wr…
They’re calling it the easiest decision of all time
Is there room for a Zohran Mamdani and a Dean Phillips in the Democratic Party? "The answer ultimately I think is no," @DeanBPhillips tells me.
Like any of the great works it cannot be divorced from its context.
no one talks about how baja blast, when divorced from the context of the Taco Bell, is not very good
- Wayne Gretzky - Eric Adams
- Karl Marx Author of the The Communist Manifesto
Finally we'll have TWO parties for bankrupting our country with waste and grift
My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.
Trump falsely suggests @ZohranKMamdani is in the country "illegally" calls him a communist (he's a Dem socialist) and then then goes on to call @ericadamsfornyc a "very good person" who he "helped out a little bit."
JERSEY/NYC! On 8/7 we're bringing my variety show to the great White Eagle Hall. Biggest venue we've ever played, the acts are going to go hard. It will be a great time. Multiple comedians, clowns, bands, all looking to make it a joyous night. Tickets at wl.seetickets.us/event/chris-ge…