Chandler Dean
@chandlerjdean
Host of Abolish Everything! @watchnebula / Speechwriter @WestWingWriters / Satire @newyorker @mcsweeneys @reductress
Our radical movement is about to arrive on @WatchNebula. Stream Abolish Everything starting this Sunday, February 23rd!
new york’s hottest club is the abolish everything season 2 premiere taping (not a lot of this left tho so u should move quick)
There are still a handful of tickets left for Friday’s Abolish Everuthing! taping.
There are only a handful of tickets left for Friday’s Abolish Everything! taping.
TOMORROW!
Tickets are up for our Season 2 premiere tapings of Abolish Everything! at @caveatnyc! Complete with these illustrious lineups! Grab your tix before they sell out, which they will very quickly!
FRIDAY!
Tickets are up for our Season 2 premiere tapings of Abolish Everything! at @caveatnyc! Complete with these illustrious lineups! Grab your tix before they sell out, which they will very quickly!
Cuomo’s team of $500/hour political consultants hearing slapping fannies and killing grannies drop
Sliwa: Eric Adams is damaged goods… Andrew Cuomo is a creep. Slapping fannies and killing grannies. Everybody likes Curtis Sliwa
This one has broken the Abolish Everything! record for making the least people mad.
watch Jeremy abolish Liquid Death on Youtube now
important video of me defeating alcoholics
watch Jeremy abolish Liquid Death on Youtube now
The great @sarahagruen takes the reins tonight @caveatnyc! And on this National Hot Dog Day I have it on good authority that she is giving a bunderful presentation…
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For @NYTmag, I wrote about the time when my Instagram was hacked so they could obtain this very twitter account nytimes.com/2025/07/15/mag…
Great stuff
Spoke with @andrewcuomo after he shot his video about what went wrong in the primary, what his plan is to tackle affordability, and what he thinks of all those labor unions, donors and electeds rushing to @ZohranKMamdani nymag.com/intelligencer/…
They should also be anxious that his entrance will nearly guarantee Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani’s victory and put New York City in the hands of the far left.
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They’re calling it the easiest decision of all time
Is there room for a Zohran Mamdani and a Dean Phillips in the Democratic Party? "The answer ultimately I think is no," @DeanBPhillips tells me.
Like any of the great works it cannot be divorced from its context.
no one talks about how baja blast, when divorced from the context of the Taco Bell, is not very good
- Wayne Gretzky - Eric Adams
- Karl Marx Author of the The Communist Manifesto
Finally we'll have TWO parties for bankrupting our country with waste and grift